Real Madrid vs. Sevilla FC (03/06/2010) - Ramos 63’
"Sergio.. comes in.. and claws this game back.. for Los Blancos.. and it started with Gutierrez! That wonderful hit.. setting up this corner.. van der Vaart seals it in.. beautiful pelting header.. right over the top.. here.. Fazio cannot do anything.. and Sergio Ramos gets a nipple erection!” - Ray Hudson
Real Madrid celebrate James Rodriguez’s goal against FC Basel | 16-09-14
Because they don’t love themselves
Current Celebrity Crushes (3/10): Jake Gyllenhaal
"The last name is pronounced Jill-en-hall. It’s spelled with two l’s, two a’s. We have a song in my family; G-Y-Double L - EN - HAAL spells Gyllenhaal. It’s a Swedish name. It’s a family heirloom set to music."
I spent 6 years at Huntington boy’s home, Father. Hurting a fuck like you would be a real treat for me.
I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.
Favourite Films 50/70: Zodiac
ohhhh an sorry baby!!!
"Ten times European champion, I think that’s something incredible. After being close for three years but just shy of playing in a final, justice is here now. We’ve suffered & showed courage, devotion, strength, & we didn’t give up. I think it’s been a tremendous final & season, delightful even though we suffered, but RM deserve it." — Iker Casillas (inspiration) & (road to lisbon mix)
Look, kid, you can’t always save the day, all right? We’re just cops. Janitors. So you lost this one… Let it go.
"You’re such a fuckass!"
"…did you just call me a fuckass?"